she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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