I'm really into asian looking animals
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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