the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We are two peas in an std pod
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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