he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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