i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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