I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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