p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
