Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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