eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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