Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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