I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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