I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
