Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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