Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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