This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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