"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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