3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
where are my eyebrows?
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