Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet he comes in French.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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