Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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