Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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