Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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