Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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