Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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