This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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