you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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