Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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