When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?