He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
