Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
