I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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