The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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