"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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