Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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