WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Mom said you looked used
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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