About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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