I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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