Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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