Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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