my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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