google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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