i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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