hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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