I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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