You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You need a sexual gate keeper
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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