I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
