Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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