ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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