He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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