I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.