If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.