my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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