i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Still dying that you shit outside
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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