God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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