my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
false alarm. still invincible.
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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