Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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