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(248): View more from Michigan

ya dads aren't the best wingmen

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(805): View more from California

Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.

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(407): View more from Florida

She even gives head with a lisp.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you

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