i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season