I just made out with a guy for $7.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now