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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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• (212): View more from New York

  i want you now

  (916): View more from California

  you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even

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• (310): View more from California

  I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor

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• (518): View more from New York

  The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD

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